So apparently, sheep in Scotland are shrinking. This flies in the face of traditional evolutionary theory. That can't be right... hmm... Global warming, of course! Yay, problem solved! Now we don't have to question the theory we've been teaching as fact for all these years. Careers and reputations are on the line, for goodness sake!

Come on people. This is one of a million evidences that evolutionary theory (macro-evolution) holds about as much water as a sponge on a hot tin roof during global warming. It's the greatest thing going since flat-earth!

Read this amazing piece of journalism and scientific deduction here